Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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