i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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