Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
