Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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