By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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