you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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