SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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