And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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