the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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