What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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