i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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