we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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