You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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