You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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