The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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