New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Randomize
