The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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