I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Randomize