i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Sext me about skeletons
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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