he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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