We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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