He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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