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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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