The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Randomize
