I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
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we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I have aggressive nipples.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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