i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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