My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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