So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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