I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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