Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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