She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize