just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
tell your sister to shave her snatch
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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