Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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