i wish there were pregnant emoticons
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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