For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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