Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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