**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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