Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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