a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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