before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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