Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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