what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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