D3 body, D1 cock
You can't motorboat a personality
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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