dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
3 2 1 whiskey
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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