In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
