new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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