And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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