Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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