she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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