Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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