it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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