ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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