I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she told me i tasted like america
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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