Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
